You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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