was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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