we have officially lost it.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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