So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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