and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize