I cockslap morals
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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