But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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