In the future we'll all be gay
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
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