if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
last night I used snow as a chaser
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