Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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