fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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