in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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