I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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