Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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