wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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