I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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