i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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