I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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