hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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