He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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