Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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