thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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