I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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