In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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