all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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