what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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