How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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