So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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