I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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