Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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