But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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