Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
PS: I just woke up from my shower
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
