My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
kristin has been a bad kristin
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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