You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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