I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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