I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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