I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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