Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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