I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
sex on a bike is impossible
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