oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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