why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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