TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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