I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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