when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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