Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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