So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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