Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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