YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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