On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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