you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I wish my penis had an off switch
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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