So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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