Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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