Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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